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Post by edjr on Nov 12, 2015 14:31:18 GMT
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Post by bipolarbear on Nov 13, 2015 17:54:48 GMT
I worked with a guy who was the nicest, most polite guy in the world. Very respectful of women and a real master of how to handle social situations.
He was sitting on an air plane, waiting for take off when the seat next to him was taken by a normal looking man. Greg smiled and said hello. That went well...Then the stewardess appeared up the isle.
I'M GOING TO FUCK HER TITS!!! Yelled the guy next to Greg. That right there was the worst thing that had ever happened to Greg in his whole life. His mind searched for answers. He was hoping he was part of a reality show set-up or something.
LOOK AT THAT ASS!! I AM GOING TO MONKEY FUCK THAT ASS!!!
It was a three hour flight. Greg died a thousand times.
Greg told me the story first hand and I thought I was going to literally pop a hernia trying to keep from laughing. The honest pain on his face and in his voice were as touching as they were accelerants of perverse hilarity.
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Post by edjr on Nov 13, 2015 18:31:33 GMT
I worked with a guy who was the nicest, most polite guy in the world. Very respectful of women and a real master of how to handle social situations. He was sitting on an air plane, waiting for take off when the seat next to him was taken by a normal looking man. Greg smiled and said hello. That went well...Then the stewardess appeared up the isle. I'M GOING TO FUCK HER TITS!!! Yelled the guy next to Greg. That right there was the worst thing that had ever happened to Greg in his whole life. His mind searched for answers. He was hoping he was part of a reality show set-up or something. LOOK AT THAT ASS!! I AM GOING TO MONKEY FUCK THAT ASS!!! It was a three hour flight. Greg died a thousand times. Greg told me the story first hand and I thought I was going to literally pop a hernia trying to keep from laughing. The honest pain on his face and in his voice were as touching as they were accelerants of perverse hilarity. :lolsmile:
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