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Post by edjr on Dec 2, 2015 15:58:28 GMT
You go into a bathroom that has 2 urinals and 3 stalls.
one of the stalls is nearest the urinal.
one of the stalls is in between that urinal and the cripple crapper
one of the stalls is the cripple crapper on the far side of the room against a wall.
No cripples work there or have ever used the bathroom, so far as you know.
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Post by daino on Dec 2, 2015 16:06:22 GMT
The cripple crapper without a doubt. Think of all the space, you could have a poker game in there
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Post by bipolarbear on Dec 2, 2015 16:15:47 GMT
Between the urinal and the cripple crapper. The one time I use the cripple crapper a line of crippled war vets will form waiting for me to finish. Hearing the commotion of the cripple crowd gathering (all from a bus that pulled up from a Hero Vet Wheelchair basketball league) I drag a leg coming out of the stall. An American Hero Vet missing both legs challenges me and ask where I got my injury. "Nam, I growl, as I move past. I get two hobbles further along before another Hero Vet (sans an arm and a foot) asked, "What Outfit?"
"Mash?" I can tell by the reaction that I probably should have used my second choice of bluffs...F Troop.
A dozen Hero Vets leave there wheel chairs and start crawling across the floor at me. I shriek like a girl and climb up on top of the toilet stall walls. This is about the time that the iPhone start filming the next big youtube viral video.
Somewhere Lance Armstrong is rejoicing because now America hate me more.
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Post by edjr on Dec 2, 2015 16:34:39 GMT
Between the urinal and the cripple crapper. The one time I use the cripple crapper a line of crippled war vets will form waiting for me to finish. Hearing the commotion of the cripple crowd gathering (all from a bus that pulled up from a Hero Vet Wheelchair basketball league) I drag a leg coming out of the stall. An American Hero Vet missing both legs challenges me and ask where I got my injury. "Nam, I growl, as I move past. I get two hobbles further along before another Hero Vet (sans an arm and a foot) asked, "What Outfit?" "Mash?" I can tell by the reaction that I probably should have used my second choice of bluffs...F Troop. A dozen Hero Vets leave there wheel chairs and start crawling across the floor at me. I shriek like a girl and climb up on top of the toilet stall walls. This is about the time that the iPhone start filming the next big youtube viral video. Somewhere Lance Armstrong is rejoicing because now America hate me more. :lolsmile: |
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Post by edjr on Dec 2, 2015 16:35:24 GMT
The cripple crapper without a doubt. Think of all the space, you could have a poker game in there so vote!  |
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Post by Artista/CN on Dec 2, 2015 16:46:17 GMT
You're #1 consumer of this bored and no option for me to vote on.  |
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Post by edjr on Dec 2, 2015 17:49:53 GMT
You're #1 consumer of this bored and no option for me to vote on. huh? you'd snuggle in the cripple crapper with gocolts, we know this |
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Post by bipolarbear on Dec 2, 2015 18:27:40 GMT
You're #1 consumer of this bored and no option for me to vote on. huh? you'd snuggle in the cripple crapper with gocolts, we know this Yes. gocolts circulated an amateur video. Loved the enthusiasm. :asslick: |
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Post by Artista/CN on Dec 2, 2015 18:30:43 GMT
You guys are weird. I vote none of the above.
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Post by edjr on Dec 2, 2015 19:17:20 GMT
You guys are weird. I vote none of the above. you'd go in a urinal? there are only 3 choices you twit. |
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Post by Artista/CN on Dec 2, 2015 21:59:43 GMT
You guys are weird. I vote none of the above. you'd go in a urinal? there are only 3 choices you twit. And I made reference to how being I'm your one and only major consumer of this bored how I was left out. :fucktard: sacrasmoutthedoor |
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Post by edjr on Dec 2, 2015 22:10:09 GMT
you'd go in a urinal? there are only 3 choices you twit. And I made reference to how being I'm your one and only major consumer of this bored how I was left out. :fucktard: sacrasmoutthedoor What the fuck were you left out of? if you have to shit which one do you choose? stop being an obtuse twit |
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Post by mobbdeep on Dec 2, 2015 22:14:39 GMT
cripple crapper, duh. i'm not going to give you a free poopout, just because you're crippled. i'd shoot your cripple ass and poop down your throat, just like our forefathers did.
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Post by shotsup on Dec 3, 2015 1:22:32 GMT
Always the ADA compliant.
I like the handles for maximum pushing power.
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Post by edjr on Dec 3, 2015 13:38:53 GMT
cripple crapper, duh. i'm not going to give you a free poopout, just because you're crippled. i'd shoot your cripple ass and poop down your throat, just like our forefathers did. :hifive: |
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