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Post by titans on Oct 13, 2015 23:51:21 GMT
So when I was on the beach last week in Hainan Province, I met a girl. I believe I told the story of our meeting on FFT, so I won't go into that here.
She's a little doll. Tiny. Probably five foot flat, less than 100 lbs. Way hotter than I should be able to pull by any reasonable standard.
I was told that having an Asian girlfriend was different. Boy is it.
The first day she came here, she cleaned the apartment top to bottom. I mean scrubbed the ceiling. The walls. Everything.
She does my laundry every day. She shops. She cooks. She runs all the errands. She dresses me (I mean literally putting my clothes on me like a mannequin), and of course, keeps the knob polished like I haven't had on the regular since college.
My responsibilities? Pay for shit and occasionally lift heavy things. That's about it. I give her spending money, and money for household expenses. It works out to laughably cheap compared to an American counterpart.
And she never bitches. I can tell her "I'm going out. Be back later." and stay out late, come home drunk, she doesn't care. She'll rub my back, sex me up, and off to sleep.
Pretty fucking sweet deal.
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Post by oldschool on Oct 13, 2015 23:58:06 GMT
Good for you! Finally closed the deal.
I've made some visits to the mainland and found it pretty enjoyable. Glad to see you are enjoying all the country has to offer.
]BTW- this thread is worthless without pics!
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Post by Artista/CN on Oct 13, 2015 23:58:35 GMT
So I'm guessing the chances of you moving back to the US is now a sealed deal at 0%. Congrats on hitting life's jackpot! :makeitrain:
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Post by bier on Oct 14, 2015 0:10:39 GMT
So when I was on the beach last week in Hainan Province, I met a girl. I believe I told the story of our meeting on FFT, so I won't go into that here. She's a little doll. Tiny. Probably five foot flat, less than 100 lbs. Way hotter than I should be able to pull by any reasonable standard. I was told that having an Asian girlfriend was different. Boy is it. The first day she came here, she cleaned the apartment top to bottom. I mean scrubbed the ceiling. The walls. Everything. She does my laundry every day. She shops. She cooks. She runs all the errands. She dresses me (I mean literally putting my clothes on me like a mannequin), and of course, keeps the knob polished like I haven't had on the regular since college. My responsibilities? Pay for shit and occasionally lift heavy things. That's about it. I give her spending money, and money for household expenses. It works out to laughably cheap compared to an American counterpart. And she never bitches. I can tell her "I'm going out. Be back later." and stay out late, come home drunk, she doesn't care. She'll rub my back, sex me up, and off to sleep. Pretty fucking sweet deal. sounds like this could be a seinfeld episode.
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Post by voltaire on Oct 14, 2015 0:33:59 GMT
I got that too. Mostly. She'll start slacking off a bit after a few months.
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Post by mobbdeep on Oct 14, 2015 0:54:43 GMT
You can always count on Voltaire to do his best posty impression.
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Post by voltaire on Oct 14, 2015 1:15:28 GMT
You can also count on mobbdeep to be the biggest asshole on the internet.
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Post by titans on Oct 14, 2015 1:57:14 GMT
I got that too. Mostly. She'll start slacking off a bit after a few months. Of course she will. But for one, I'm thinking her partial effort is better than the full court press I ever got from an American girl, let alone the pathetic effort I got in the last five years of my marriage. And for another, she will find that her allowance and her performance are inexorably intertwined. Daddy does not buy pretty things for slackers.
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Post by titans on Oct 14, 2015 2:12:09 GMT
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Post by titans on Oct 14, 2015 2:12:47 GMT
Goddamn it, how do you attach files at this damn place?
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Post by Artista/CN on Oct 14, 2015 2:20:21 GMT
Goddamn it, how do you attach files at this damn place? I don't think you can. That's why I have photo bucket.
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Post by ihadworms on Oct 14, 2015 4:37:31 GMT
I'm jelly
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Post by ihadworms on Oct 14, 2015 4:41:04 GMT
Goddamn it, how do you attach files at this damn place? Ask edjr. He certainly knows how to post pics of Justin Bieber's schlong
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Post by titans on Oct 14, 2015 8:33:10 GMT
Good for you! Finally closed the deal. I've made some visits to the mainland and found it pretty enjoyable. Glad to see you are enjoying all the country has to offer. ]BTW- this thread is worthless without pics! I would happily provide pics. Hell, I took a creeper shot of her in her little negligee thing she wears to bed just for that purpose. I won't sneak a nude shot though. That just crosses the line. Unfortunately, I am not figuring out how to do that here. The "add attachment" button wont work on the computer. On the phone, it says the file is too big. Google photos link doesn't work. Can't seem to create a photobucket account. May be U.S. IP only. My IP is either China normally, or Singapore if I have the VPN up. So if any of you geniuses want pics, figure out how to get them from my phone to here, and consider it done. __________ Oh, and Artista... yes. The question is not if I will ever return to the U.S. to live. That question has been answered with an emphatic NO. The lifestyle here is just far superior to anything I could have back home. Not to mention, I like the adventure of everything being so alien. Different language, customs, food, travel, etc. I'm here for good. The question is, will I even bother to go home to visit. I have no desire to ever waste the time flying back to Tennessee again. If my family wants to see me that bad, fuck it, they're rich, they can come here, or meet me somewhere actually worth going. I'm trying to talk them into flying themselves, my brother and sister, and their spouses and children, for a trip this summer. Japan, Hawaii, wherever. Anything to avoid 60 some odd hours of travel to spend two weeks bored out of my fucking skull in Memphis.
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Post by edjr on Oct 14, 2015 12:38:05 GMT
Goddamn it, how do you attach files at this damn place? Ask edjr. He certainly knows how to post pics of Justin Bieber's schlong :jerk:
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