Nah, this place I'm using as a sounding bored. You guys get free stuff.
So the other night, I ended up at a club at about two in the morning. I'm drunk walking through the door. Just a nice good buzz. Nothing serious.
I ditch my friends, as they are lame and I am hunting. I end up at a table with two Chinese dudes and two Chinese chicks, one hot, one fugly.
I ask Chinese dudes if hot chick is one of theirs. "No" they say. "Is she yours?"
"Let's find out." I rely.
So fast forward, me and pretty one dance a while, they all ply me with alcohol, cries of "ganbei lowai!" (That would be bottoms up foreigner!) are frequent. These are glasses of brandy mind.
Eventually, pretty girl and fugly have to go see a friend sing, blah blah. we exchanged info and she leaves. There now being no girls around, I take my leave and go acquire a new target.
I am now focked up.
I see a table with four girls. Probably early to mid twenties all, all cute, or cute enough drunk at 3am Anyway.
So soon the five of us are all dancing together. Chinese girls trying to dance is so cute. Hell, I'm a good dancer here.
Eventually, me and the hottest one are on a couch. Arm around her, stroking one shoulder and one knee, she's all about it.
And one of the guys I was with earlier, with the other two girls comes up.
Him: in horrible chinglish accent "that's my girlfriend!"
Me, in very drunk bad Chinese: dui bu qi wo de peng guo! Bu jia do!" (I am sorry my friend! I did not know.
I remove my hands from his lady, have one more drink, and take my leave.
On the way out the door, I suddenly has the urgent need to expel large quantities of alcohol from my body, quickly. I make it to the squat toilet and just release the fury. I had not puked in China yet. Can no longer claim that.
I somehow managed to get home and take my contacts out. I dry heaved all day yesterday and had a headache from satan.
But then I start going through my phone from the evening. Got ten new phone numbers, all girls. That's cool. And hey look, I went out all night and never bought a single drink or paid cover.
So the chick that was my new buddy's girlfriend? Her wechat page is loaded up with porn and pictures of her in lingerie. Seems she works in a lingerie store and models the inventory.
Here are some of her shots. br]
i.imgur.com/O138cUa.jpgi.imgur.com/21kU2lY.jpg i.imgur.com/DUN89hR.jpg She does not strike me as the type to let a boyfriend stop her fun. I want to be that fun.
Any thoughts on how to make the Fock buddy happen? Never tried it.